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Saturday 9 January 2016

Shocking New GMO Shedding Information

Guys, this is BREAKING news that you have to read and share and it is absolutely SHOCKING! Everyone knows that GMOs are poisoning us and the whole food system. They're killing the soil, the plants and the insects that fuel our delicate ecosystem. They're probably responsible for climate change too and I have my whole team researching that now. They're calling the Monsanto CEO to ask. More about that later.

Anyways, we all know that about GMOs. What I'm not sure you know is that people who ingest these deadly toxins are also shedding them and can infect the whole population as well as all the crops across the country. Read on for all the juicy details after my ad for an affiliate product. Click and use the promo code  [SUCKA] for a small increase in regular price to support all the work that we do here at Blazing Pants to keep you safe.



Shedding occurs when the body's defense system ejects toxins from the body through sneezing, coughing, physical contact or defecating. Recent Studies show that GMOs infect the entire organism and as such can be shed from the infected individual or insect onto a pure snowflake like YOUR child! In the past it's been shown that insect bites can spread GMOs to people who live in the proximity of toxic factory farms but this totally new information on shedding is SHOCKING. 

Researchers went into some local daycare centers to observe the effects of GMO shedding amongst pre-school children who are callously exposed to GMOs. They observed clear signs of intentional infection from children whose bodies have been infected and whose brains have been mutated by trolls who think GMOs are safe.

The infected children intentionally target the pure

The research photos show typical symptoms of infection due to GMO shedding amongst preschoolers (our most vulnerable!):



Lethargy, especially in the afternoon



Obstinance, particularly at meal times



Irrational crying and Poor listening skills



Combativeness,  Aggressive behavior

Guys, these are serious symptoms that must be dealt with immediately upon realizing that your child may suffer from GMO infection simply due to irresponsible behavior on the part of Monsanto and their paid trolls who are SHEDDING. They want us all to become infected and addicted to the GMOs and GMOs have been specifically engineered to induce shedding in the pre-pubescent population. After all, what do you think the 'M' in GMO stands for?

We must fight back. The first thing we MUST do, is have these troll children labeled. I'm proposing the DORK TM act (Defend Our Rich Kids) to require labels on all preschool children who are shedding GMOs. It's our right to control the behavior of people who won't conform to our standards. Please share this post with everyone you know, call your  school principals, your teachers, your congressperson, your senator, visit the white house, petition Monsanto and distribute these labels NOW! All children of the corn should be required to wear these labels as a first step.

Infected child label

Now you and I both know that won't solve the problem and eventually we will have to completely ban these children, but in the meantime YOU can be a DORK - read on and I'll tell you how you can be a member of the dork army in just a few minutes.

You must act now to cleanse your child who may have been infected by a GMO shedder. I recommend the following from my sponsors:


Once you've clicked through and purchased all of these (please have a credit card handy and don't forget to increase your credit limit so you can pay at checkout) You can rest assured that your child will be detoxed. You can also buy my monthly detox plans to maintain your special snowflake. If you do, you are eligible to download this one of a kind button label that shows you are a DORK and part of my #dorkarmy (good only as long as your subscription to my monthly guides stays current).

To use your DORK army identifier simply download the image (AFTER you've paid) Print using a color printer, cut into a circle and glue to an existing button

Remember Be a part of the movement, fight BIG GMO, fight for the DORKTM (Defend Our Rich Kids) act - because you deserve to be called a DORK

xo
Bunny.





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